Just like people would yell "locust!" or "giant spiders!", elephants apparently have a special "beware" call they make in order to warn each other of humans. The sound they make, a rumble of sorts, is only used elsewhere by them while fleeing hoards of angry African bees. See, we've messed them up so much that they compare us to the only types of bees humans are scared of.
The mobile app, Vine, has officially announced on their blog that they are no longer allowing explicitly sexual videos on their service. Oh, man. Now where am I going to watch my 7 seconds of porn?
Oscar Mayer has done what man has spoken about in whispers amongst one another for centuries... created a bacon scented alarm clock. Added bonus, it's free. One problem, its a limited time offer that won't be sold in stores. Good luck.
Just when I thought people were running out of original mobile app ideas, I introduce to you LickThisApp. Designed for use with your tongue instead of your finger, this app's sole intentions revolve around getting your cunnilingus skills back up to snuff. No, I'm not joking. No, it doesn't cost anything. Yes, I've tried it.
While most 14 year olds are using the internet to Bing search Hannah Montana nipple slips, this Chilean boy used it to create an early warning earthquake system for the all too often unlucky Chilean people via twitter. Good on you, sir.
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